Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Because I'm crazy, baby, I need you to come here and save me

I currently have two pounds of sarris candy in front of me. Watch out... 

It's Christmas Eve. 

This is what eating two pounds of chocolate does to you. And no I'm not black. 

Friday, December 6, 2013

When I feel your velvet, I can't help it.

So I haven't looked outside since I got home at 5:00, but I hear a snow plow so I can only assume that it snowed. I just don't feel like doing anything. I was supposed to go see Marissa this weekend but the roads suck. Or so I hear. I've just been eating pizza and watching Glee. And I'm only watching it because I was on Tumblr and someone blogged a gif of one of the cast members in his Grease dance, and well, I couldn't stop myself. It's hard to get better than this:

And he totally didn't, but I mean...
I can't not. I watched this gif for about three straight minutes. 

Also, can we talk about Hellogoodbye for a second?

Who would even think this was Hellogoodbye? I was perusing MySpace (yeah they have a very good music platform, don't judge) and I found this. 

And in honor of not being able to see Marissa and my baby gurl, here's our gurl, Alex Winston singing one of her best songs acoustically (which is the best way to sing any song):

BY THE WAY MARISSA AND I GOT TICKETS TO SEE THIS GOLDEN LADY AND I DON'T THINK YOU KNOW HOW HAPPY I AM. She never tours, and when she does it's in Europe. I'm dying inside. March can't come soon enough. :]]]]

I've eaten a lot of food this past week, month, year. I think I've gained like 40 pounds this year. And I wish I was kidding. Well, it's actually 20 pounds that I gained, but it feels like 40. ugh. So I try to combat that with 4 slices of pizza, half a hoagie and an entire box of bread sticks.

woe is me.

But I'm surprisingly happy. So there's that, because really,

Don't even bother.

And the snow is sooooooo bad so it's not like I can go to they gym. Clearly God wants me to be obese the rest of my life.