Saturday, October 27, 2012

Political rants

I'm sorry but I hate girls that think they're cool cause they play video games. And I mean there's nothing wrong with playing video games, but then there are those girls who think they're really cool cause they play video games. I hate them.

Good news: 2 hours and 16 minutes left until I can leave and drive home and sleepppp

I've given up reading and have taken to looking up random people's Facebook's cause I'm about to fall asleep. I'm just super uncomfortable and tired and cold and I have my hood on and I'm like literally in the worlds most awkward position with pillows surrounding me cause I feel like laying on a pile of snow and holy run on.

Also, I don't consider myself to be an informed citizen, but I can't stand all of these people who are like "I vote for Micky Mouse". Really? Just stay home. It's not like you're "sticking it to the man" or anything. It's anonymous and no one cares. You'd do everyone a favor by staying home. And I get that people are annoyed by political Facebook statuses cause oh my gosh, I know you're going to vote for Obama. Shocker, you're a liberal I never would've guessed. While in this election I'm sort of embarrassed to classify myself as a republican as they're not making us look too smart. Well, whatever. I have no idea what I am. I mean, honestly my life hasn't changed at all since Obama took office. But I'm not much of a fan of his immigration policy and I couldn't tell you whose economic plan is better cause that stuff goes over my head. Please disregard the fact that I am certified to teach economics. The whole abortion thing, we all know where I stand on that. I don't like either of the candidates, really. Who does? They're both really vague. I mean this country is 14 trillion doll hairs in debt, , at this point we might as well just keep going or print more money (I'm kidding, of course. I'm lookin at you, Zimbabwe). Are either of your plans honestly going to make that go down? But I don't have the answers. That's why I get paid to yell at children who are never going to change.

But my one favorite little girl goes "I like your laugh and I like your smile" that's cute cause the only compliment I like is when people tell me they like my smile. Not that I have a nice one or I have pretty eyes cause omg they're blue wow so many people have blue eyes.

Anyway, I just hate most females who are younger than me. Hate 'em all cause they all think they're so cool and they prob hate me cause they think I think I'm so cool. But you know what? I am.

Friday, October 26, 2012

I was born with a plastic spoon in my mouth

Im doing an overnight right now and I love it. I should totally switch to an overnight staff. All the kids are in their rooms and I don't have to see them or talk to them, just sign a piece of paper every 30 minutes saying everyone is accounted for. I'm probably keeping them all awake cause I'm munching on a bag of very loud chips and noisily reading my book about vampires. The only downside is that I'm freezing. It's not even very cold. I was sweating when I first got here. I already did my 8 hour shift earlier today, but now just doing an overnight so I get all day tomorrow off. I love just sitting here for eight hours. Normally I'm bored at work, but during the day I actually have to look like I'm doing something. At night it's like "I did my paperwork so I'm gonna read, and blog and tweet and eat these chips till 7am". Gives you a lot of time to think about how much you hate people. Also gives you a lot of time to freak out because, FYI, traumatized children talk in their sleep a lot. Don't know what they're saying, but it's creepy. And what I wouldn't give to be sleeping right now...

Anywho, people suck. They're annoying. Like really, I know you're the laziest piece of crap on the planet, but come up with something better please. I mean, I realize I'm not worth your time or anything, but...go big or go home. And you're still sitting on your couch. Okay I'm done.

I had a dream the other day that my dad was Mitt Romney and was running for president.

Can I go take a little nap now?

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

You don't pull my strings cause I'm a better man, moving on to better things

Today was a perfect day for my Wednesday Addams dress. I'm going to try to get stuff done today. Got nothing accomplished yesterday other than eating. At least I saw some friends. I went to mad mex with Whitney, Madelyn, Steph and Michelle.. And tonight hopefully Whitney and I are going to this new noodles place in shady side. Lets see how that goes. Someone stop me from spending so much money. Please an thank you.
Speaking of, I got the clarisonic yesterday and this black mask from boscia. I'll write about it later.
These poor guys who are painting my house because I have to move my car every day or they move it for me. But really, it's taken them like 3 weeks to paint the trim on the house. I have a huge house but it's not a mansion or anything. There are three guys. What is taking so long. They're disturbing my peace.

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Bored yet again

Out of all the people you have kissed, give me the initials of the best kisser.
-it's too embarrassing

If you could spend more time with someone you used to be very close with, who?
-I'm not sure I see the people I want to see.

When will your next kiss be?
-never

Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
-I say I am but probably won't.

Did you ever date the last person you kissed?
-I suppose

What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
-working

Do you like to have long hair or short hair?
-longgg

If you were at reasonable age, would you prefer a baby boy or girl?
-boy

What colour shirt are you wearing?
-black like always

What are you doing tonight?
- working till 11

Can you leave the house without makeup?
-oh hell no

What do you want?
-sleep.

Who knows a dark secret or two about you?
- I'm not interesting enough to have deep dark secrets.

Do you like Batman?
-I don't hate him.

When was the last time you saw someone attractive?
-earlier today 😻😻

Do you have any plans for the weekend?
-nothing but work

What do you always take with you?
-my phone

What was the first thing you did when you woke up?
- took a shower

How are you right now?
-on a scale of 1 to 10 about a 35

If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
-yea!

What are you tired of?
-sleep deprecation

How late did you stay up last night?
-Like 1030

Have you ever been called heartless?
-probably

Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
-a few months ago I could name like 3 people, but I don't care right now

Is there something right now that has you worried?
-sort of but not really.

How old were you when you got your first piercing
- 5 or 6 maybe?

What did you do today in detail?
-just worked. You know. Same old.

Has a boyfriend/girlfriend ever put alcohol/drugs before you?
-probably. Idk

Are you nice to the people you dislike?
- depends on the situation, but generally, yes.

What are you excited for?
-nothing at all

You receive $500 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
-Clothes probably. Or put it in my account and use it on random stuff.

You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station:
-Chips and monster zero.

If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?
-one of those bottom dwelling fish at the very bottom of the ocean that hasn't been discovered yet.

Who’s your favourite redhead?
-No question, Ron Weasley

Most recent movie you have watched in theatres?
-pitch perfect

Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for:
-John Mayer

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Helps me to imagine you But more often than not I'm all alone

Tunin' and boozin'. 
And when I say "boozin'" I mean I'm drinking pumpkin tea. And ohmygosh let me tell you this is amazing. I spend too much time/money at Trader Joe's, but you know, it's worth it. I also got some pumpkin butter and some coco butter lotion and some organic honey. Cause I'm hipster like dat. Yup. 
And while I was at home I got some shampoo and some more face wash.

Anywho, this is what I've been listening to this week because I know you all care. And not one song is from this year. 

Problem Queen ft. Norah Jones- Danger Mouse and Daniele Luppi 
Make Out Kids-Motion City Soundtrack
All of the Death Cab songs on repeat.

Monday, October 15, 2012

can you tell me why you've been so sad

I should probably stop blogging this week, but you guys love it...right?
Okay, well yesterday my family went to Alexandria, Va and it was beautiful. We basically spend every minute yelling at each other any time we go anywhere and yesterday was no different, but at least the scenery was nice. I wish I could live in a place like that but I'll never be able to afford it. Oh well. Here are some pictures (Thank god for iPhones):
This is just some water. Not even the prettiest view ever, but I enjoyed it.


And the award for the most un-photogenic family goes to...


I didn't have any other option...I had to.




Family just walkin'

Ashleigh and Lauren at this really yummy Lebanese place.

And hi, I'm gross.

Her face looks about right.

This is Turkish coffee and it is amazing.

Waiting in line to get ice cream. And the boy behind us thinks I'm a freak.

Said ice cream.

Lauren got this for Ashleigh but I liked it so I wore it.

How to ignore your family 101

Sunday, October 14, 2012

I should have given you a reason to stay







Ashleigh and I just made Puppy Chow and then painted our nails the same color. 
Separately, we're both hum-drum as a white paper towel, but together, I think we're hilarious and we should be offered a TV show. And that's pending either of us ever allow someone to capture us on film. 

And I sunk below where I swore I would never go

I thought that I was so popular because I had all of these page views and then I log on to Blogger and they're all gone. Here is a little snippet of what I've been up to since the last time I posted a collage of pictures. So starting from the top left then working my way down to the picture of the book. 

This is such a wonderfully smelling hand sanitizer. I have to sanitize my hands on an hourly basis because I work with crazy children. 

Then I made George take me to Burgatory and it was so good. I had a veggie burger and it had all of these yummy seeds and stuff in it. Mostly because of the shake- Nutella Crunch <3 angels="angels" body.="body." carry="carry" heavens="heavens" i="i" lifted="lifted" my="my" nbsp="nbsp" overweight="overweight" struggling="struggling" the="the" to="to" up="up" with="with" wow="wow">

Goin' to the gym. Please note my adorable bag. I can't get over how cute it is. 

I went out to dinner at this place in Robinson called Bahama Breeze. I got some curry chicken rice or something and it was pretty good. This place is like a chain, yet very over-priced. But I think that the drinks were reasonable. I think this was $5.99 for an "Ultimate Pina Colada" and the whole time I was singing that song, obvs. It was really good. 

Just another day at the office. I think the only downside of my job is that I wear sweatpants every day. I'm not sure if that's a pro or a con. 

This is the hamster that I thought about buying. I just need somethin' to love. 

I got dressed one day. I was too lazy to take a full length, but I wanted to wear my boots with socks. So I did. 

Then The Help. I loved this book. So much. 




And that's it with my life. I lead such a horribly boring life. I have decided though that I'm going to write a memoir. And maybe I won't be too lazy to put the commas where they're supposed to go and it'll make sense and one day I'll get in the mood to be funny. 


 

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Think you really blew it this time Think you could walk on such a thin line

I like to fancy myself that white version of Mindy Kaling, except a lot less funny and pretty.


Sunday, October 7, 2012

I'm tired of all your friends

I don't know who you are or how long you've been in school, but this is a classic case of "the pot calling the kettle black".
FYI it's "than" not "then"

Friday, October 5, 2012

Stages of my breakups portrayed by Scarlett O'Hara

Me being all mushy and trying to be affectionate.
You not wanting to do anything. 


 Being broken up with.
 Try to be all philosophical about that whole thing.

Showing up a week later at some public event in some scandalous outfit, lookin like it ain't no thang. 
Bitch face on.
Finding out what really happened...you did WHAT?

Have that revelation again.
Get over it. Eat pizza.
(I realize that Rhett says this, but you get the idea)

Monday, October 1, 2012

So

I'm watching The Sitter and it's pissing me off. It's not fair that this stupid, perverted asshole is going to end up with this really pretty girl. Despite my laughing, I'm mostly disgusted. Boys are gross and mean and stupid. I mean this guy is so familiar. The things guys do.

And now I'm hungry