Friday, July 29, 2011

i wish i could drive away to the sun set back to the day that we first met.

I wish I had a daughter so I could put her in pageants. 
I'm kidding (maybe).
Hail Toddlers in Tiaras.
I was telling Ellen yesterday about how all I want to do is be a housewife but I can't cook or clean. Then we thought I could just be a soccer mom but then those ladies are social. I would just end up sitting in the car during practice.

I was at the mall last night with my mom during this huge thunderstorm and she's buying some crap in Victoria's Secret and we're at the counter halfway through our transaction when the power goes out. It was pitch black and all of the employees yelled at us to get out of the store. Mcknight Rd. was flooded. Thank God it was better by the time that we left. 

And I think everything is all set up (almost) for me to transfer to a different Old Navy. I'm not sure how I feel about it though. I want to get out of Ross Park, obviously, but I hate change.

In other news, I'm the worlds most jealous human being. I have no idea what is going on right now. This is why I don't talk about what is going on in my life because people get excited and then nothing comes of it and I get screwed in the end.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

ever since we met i only shoot up with your perfume. it's the only thing that makes me feel as good as you do

I don't even have anything to say right now except I really wanted to use that lyric as a title because I love the truth. 
I'm thinking about so many things right now.
I might just transfer Old Navy's, quit Best Buy and then move back home around Christmas. I'm so bored with Pittsburgh. I keep begging my dad to get a new job so we can move somewhere and I still don't have to pay rent. But I doubt that will ever happen. And I've also been saying that I'll move home since I graduated and that clearly hasn't happened.
I'm so excited about next week though because i have three days off and I'm going to go to the pool and read the whole time and have the time of my life. Of course.

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

the art of needing an outlet.

I really wish that I could be more open about my thoughts. 
A lot of times I feel like I'm the only one going through what I'm going through and the only one thinking what I'm thinking. I should put an ad on Craigslist. 

Wanted: Friend whose mind makes conflicting decisions and who can keep secrets. 

They don't exist though. I also wish that everyone had a twin who worked with you so when you did make decisions there is someone to share the blame with.

I might just have to write a book. No one would read it, but whatever. 

I really want to quit both of my jobs. I hate everything about both of them except for a few people at each job. But honestly, I could do with quitting both of them. I think I want to move back home. I just want to move anywhere else. I'll just transfer Old Navy's and Best Buy's so I can continue to lead my minimum wage life. They have those everywhere.

Until then, I think someone should write a blog about being a Moralist in today's society. Being a pedophile in today's society. Being a (mostly) unemployed adult in today's society. 

And I'm finally listening to the newest Panic! CD. I don't like it at all. Does anyone? I realize that I'm the only one who genuinely loved Pretty Odd, but this new one really sucks. I like the songs but if I never heard it I would be exactly the same.

Monday, July 25, 2011

I absolutely hate Kristen Stewart, but this is too funny. Story of my life, honestly. Every five seconds people tell me that I look sad and I honestly never am. Kudos, Kristen. We share names and facial problems. Except you don't have acne. But we both have abnormally small lips.

Zen and the art of fortune cookies.

I got another fortune today. Well this time it was most definitely words of wisdom:
Only a life lived for others is a life worth living

Not too helpful seeing as I already know I'm selfish. 
You know those days when a lot of things are just thrown in your face? That was today. I learned things I'm not sure I wanted to know, annoying people randomly contacted me and the fact that I'm certifiably insane is probably going to mess this up.

I was about to be extremely melodramatic, but I don't feel like it. I've already complained about my insanity to too many people. It should probably stop.

I'm watching Despicable Me but I don't even know what's going on since I've been stalking and making conclusions since it started.

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

zen and the art of acting like a teenager.

I love this song. I've been keeping it to myself for some years now, but I was driving home today and I'm in a young mood so I thought I'd share it with you.
It was either this or "Waiting" by Marykate and Ashley. So, who knows which one is better.

I went to Oakland today and got some really good yogurt then I went to get Chinese food at China Bistro and this time the lady told me she liked my shirt and she got really close to my chest pointing at the flowers on it. Then she complimented my bag again. Thank God I wasn't alone so she thinks I have friends now.
My fortune today was: People rely on your dependability. 
Yep, yep.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

New blog.

I had to get a new blog.
So here it is:

NEW BLOG. Fresh Start.
Enjoy it for the next 7 years. I mean, get excited.